Questions for God

There are many things I wonder that I believe only God could answer

1. I have seen some really funny stuff happen in my life.  Sometimes I have laughed so hard I almost passed out.  So this is what I would ask God:
   "God, what is the funniest thing you have ever seen happen on earth."
   I figure if he told me the funniest thing that has ever happened on earth, I would laugh for eternity.  I just hope he doesn't answer with, "The funniest thing I ever saw was when you..."

2. In Jr. High school I was constantly challenged by one of my peers.  Mike was quite the intellectual and would always present me with questions to ponder that always had some logical twist or paradox.  I knew he got these from weird or interesting books he read and he loved watching my reactions as I pondered the impossible to solve.  The most vivid in my mind is:
   "Can God create a rock heavier than he can lift?"
   So I want to ask God what would be the correct reply to that question.

3. Another question that I heard a comedian say to the audience was "Why do men have nipples?".  That is a great question and it has stuck with me ever since.

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