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Men need a bathroom without
any towels or soaps that they aren't supposed to use. Candles are
optional but limited to no more than 2 and they cannot be colored pink or
yellow.
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Men need a place to drop off
their shoes. I mean the average man has only 3 pair so we should be
able to keep them wherever we want (under the bed or next to the door).
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Men need belly rubs,
especially if their wife cooks good.
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Men need tools.
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Men need a private place.
Many men prefer either their own bathroom where they can read the
newspaper (the WHOLE newspaper) but I am happy with my little shop.
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Men need all their clothes'
colors to be strategically picked out by their wives so they can put
anything on and never have to worry about matching. I am sure you women already knew this, but most men are colorblind.
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When women complain, they want
you to show them sympathy and just nod your head and say how terrible
things are for them. When a man complains they want someone else to
agree with their complaint and recognize how right they are.
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Men need Sex (Actually men
want sex, but as soon as they get it, men NEED sex).
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Men need something that is
theirs that they can brag about. This is usually some form of power
as well (Such as guns, a fast car, a fast computer, killer golf swing, etc.).
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Men need a superficial
relationship with at least one other man. They can cuss at each
other and blow off steam, but since it is superficial, no one is hurt.
They also enjoy scratching, eating, and emitting gasses near each other.